Fall fashion meets mild panic.

This shirt is made for those who sip pumpkin spice while contemplating the futility of it all — and look good doing it.
Soft, durable, and unapologetically self-aware, it’s a seasonal statement piece that says: “I’m thriving… I think.”

Features:
Premium unisex fit (soft cotton blend for comfort + durability)
Printed on demand with eco-friendly inks
Double-stitched hems & shoulders for long wear
Perfect for layering under flannels or cardigans during your annual identity crisis

Style Tip:
Pair with black denim, combat boots, and a latte that’s 70% coping mechanism.