Unsubscribed From Humanity (Since 2025) – Unisex Premium Tee | The Halloween 5 Collection

You’ve read the terms and conditions. You’ve seen enough.
This shirt captures that “done with everyone” energy in clean block text — simple, striking, and darkly funny.

Features:
• Premium unisex fit (soft cotton blend)
• Crisp, minimalist design for everyday rebellion
• Durable print that doesn’t fade like your faith in humanity
• Perfect for coffee runs, work-from-home days, or pretending not to exist in public

Style Tip:
Pair with dark jeans, sunglasses, and the thousand-yard stare of someone who’s seen too much.